Spainards

Here are a few observations I have made:

1. They love to talk, and when you want to talk they just talk over you.

2. They are very blunt.

3. They don't use garbage cans.

4. Don't cross the street unless it's a green crossing sign because they will run you over.

5. Don't wear running shorts in January, people will try to trip you.

6. They don't do anything on Sunday's.

7. Never pay more than 1.5 euro for a glass of wine.

8. They eat EVERYTHING with olive oil.

9. Expect to eat at least 4 oranges a day here.

10. Don't think that you can expect to go to any restaurants or stores between the hours of 2-5 because they are all at home eating and taking a siesta.